A 7–1 battering of FC Goa that'll be retold (and exaggerated) over several pints.

Names in the book: Craig R (brace), BingBong (brace) and Dan (BingBong's Mate) (hat-trick).

Ted ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. Moment of the night — BingBong's sublime touches.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to BingBong for hoofing all the refs balls into the woods. Cleared it into next Tuesday.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.