So Horsed came up just short, going down 2–3 to The Gun.

Goals courtesy of Jack C and Chandler.

Drew S took the MOTM honours, and the first round. Worth the admission fee alone — Drew's multiple worldy saves. The keepers' union salutes you.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Drew for kicking the ball at James's bollocks.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺