A goalless grind against Stop the Boats — the football peaked when the whistle freed everyone for a pint.

So Horsed couldn't find the target, no matter how they tried.

Pick of the bunch: Drew S and Sam C, your Man of the Match. One for the scrapbook — Drew's first clean sheet. Pure larceny between the sticks.

Drew S kept a clean sheet — alert the press.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Craig & Chandler for kicking each other at the end.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.