Get the horse a beer — So Horsed dismantled Crystal Phalace 7–0.

Goals courtesy of George P (brace), Milian (brace), Andy B, Ryan F and Sam C.

Milian took the MOTM honours, and the first round. File this under 'pure cinema' — Sam’s side footed finish into the top corner. Keeper didn't even move.

Not a goal conceded; take a bow, Drew S.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Josh for missing 7 one on ones. Honestly, harder to miss.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺